SOMEBODY CALLED ME UP AND CRIED
CAPTAIN
WHY DO YOU BOAST THAT SUMAN-VADAKAYIL YOGA CENTRE IS THE BEST ON THE PLANET..
WELL ,
VADAKAYIL IS FROM KERALA, THE FOUNTAIN HEAD OF YOGA, AYURVEDA AND KALARI.. HE KNOWS YOGA THEORY NOT EVEN KNOWN TO FATHER OF YOGA KERALA MAHARISHI PATANJALI ( 5000 BC ) OR FATHER OF AYURVEDA KERALA MAHARISHI CHARAKA ( 4200 BC )..
BRIG JAI-SUMAN KNOWS YOGA PRACTICALS. FIELD MARSHALL VADAKAYIL KNOWS THE INNER WORKINGS OF YOGA THEORY.. THIS IS CALLED TEAM WORK.
PEOPLE WITH PARKINSON DISEASE WHOSE TREMORS PREVENT THEM FROM WALKING OR WRITING.. LISTEN UP ..
SURYA NAMASKAR WILL CURE THEM. THE SECRET IS IN THE CYCLIC LEG MOTION WHICH JIGGLES THE BRAIN LOBES -UNLEASHING A MYSTERIOUS K FORCE
UTTER THE SANSKRIT MANTRA FOR EVERY POSE AND DO THE BREATHING RIGHT.
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT LEG FORWARD AND THEN RIGHT LEG FORWARD, THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS CONNECT BETWEEN THE TWO BRAIN LOBES..
SKEPTIC?
WANNA GET SHELL SHOCKED ??
EXPERIMENT:– RENT A CHILD’S TWO WHEELER CYCLE..
SIT ON IT AND PEDAL AWAY FOR 2 KMS.. YOU CAN DO IT EASILY.. NO NEED FOR ANYBODY TO RUN ALONG.
AFTER THAT GET OFF THE BIKE AND TRY WRITING AND WALKING ( WHICH YOU COULD NOT DO AT ALL A FEW MINUTES AGO )..
YOU WILL BE SHELL SHOCKED !!
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2011/10/surya-namaskar-11000-year-old-vedic-sun.html
INNER EAR COCHLEA?
READ THE POST BELOW WHERE MY YOUNGER SON FIXED UP THE SCHOOL BULLY
https://captajitvadakayil.in/2022/02/25/the-bully-capt-ajit-vadakayil/
WHEN YOU DO PRETZEL POSITIONS WHILE DOING ASHTANGA VINYASA YOGA
IT IS ABOUT TWEAKING YOUR VAGUS NERVE WHICH CAN EVEN CURE HOMOSEXUALITY
I PENNED THIS POST NINE YEARS AGO
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2013/08/ashtanga-vinyasa-yoga-vagus-nerve.html
EVERY BODY DID PRANAYAMA SINCE VEDAS WERE PENNED DOWN 400 CENTURIES AGO
DID ANYBODY TALK ABOUT NITRIC OXIDE GENERATION?
DID ANY YOGA GURU EVER TALK ABOUT VAGUS NERVE STIMULATION ? EVEN PATANAJALI ( 5000 BC ) KNEW FUCK SHIT ABOUT VAGUS NERVE AND AMYGDALA
IN KALARI THERE IS A SECRET MARMA—YOU TAP ON THE VAGUS NERVE, THAT MAN BECOMES GARBAGE ..
YOGA TEACHERS WORLD WIDE ARE STEALING FROM MY BLOGS AND REPACKAGING TO MAKE MOOLAH
SO SO SO
WHAT IS VAGUS NERVE ?
TO BE CONTINUED
CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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MEMORANDUM FROM FIELD MARSHALL VADAKAYIL
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ALL
BRIG SUMAN ( YOGINI 800 ) IS SHUTTING DOWN THE DARJEELING ASHRAM ..
PACKERS AND MOVERS WILL BE TAKING OUT HER STUFF TOMORROW – 2ND AUG 2022
SUMAN WILL NOW BE LOCATED IN HYDERABAD.
WE PLAN TO DEVELOP THE “SUMAN -VADAKAYIL ASHRAM FOR INTROSPECTION” AT HER MANGO FARM..
A SWANK ONE ..
AFTER A BRIEF REST , SUMAN WILL KICK START HER ON-LINE YOGA CLASSES- THE BEST ON THE PLANET.
NOW THAT THE OVERHEADS ARE REDUCED, WE WILL REDUCE THE ON-LINE YOGA FEES..
THE PROCEEDS WILL GO INTO BUILDING A SWANK PERMANENT ASHRAM AT THE MANGO FARM ..
THIS 10 ACRE FARM HAS 1000 MANGO TREES, A LAKE WITH SWANS AND HUNDREDS OF COLORFUL PEACOCKS SWARMING IN.. IT IS 480 METRES ABOVE SEA LEVEL
A CITY SIDDIPET IS 10 KMS AWAY.. HYDERABAD IS 99 KM AWAY FROM THE MANGO FARM.
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NEW ON-LINE YOGA FEES -
TEN USD PER HOUR -- FOREIGN FOR ALL RESIDING OUTSIDE INDIA
50% OR 5 USD ( 390 RUPEES ) FOR INDIANS LIVING IN INDIA
KALKI OFFICERS 30% ( 230 RUPEES )
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AFTER 108 ONE HOUR SESSIONS, PARTICIPANTS WILL BE GIVEN A PASS CERTIFICATE.. THIS CERTIFICATE CAN BE FLAUNTED WHEN YOU SEARCH FOR A JOB ..
EVEN SCHOOL CHILDREN CAN FLAUNT IT , AS PART OF THEIR CERTIFICATE FOLDER..
THIS YOGA CERTIFICATE CAN BE FRAMED IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.. WITH PRIDE.
A VIDEO FOR THE ENTIRE COURSE WILL BE GIVEN ALONG WITH THE CERTIFICATE.. AS PROOF OF PARTICIPATION .. FOR YOU TO CONTINUE YOGA AS YOUR DAILY ROUTINE..
FIELD MARSHALL VADAKAYIL
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