THIS WILL BE A TEN PART BLOG HCD POST. HCD MEANS "HIGHEST COMMON DENOMINATOR "..
IT IS PENNED FOR THE TOP 100 INTELLECTUALS OF THIS PLANET. NO — NOT ONE SINGLE MENSA MEMBER WILL QUALIFY FOR THIS GROUP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mensa_International
ALBERT EINSTEIN OR STEPHEN HAWKING OR GARRY KASPAROV WILL NOT QUALIFY FOR THIS TOP 100 GROUP. THEY WONT EVEN QUALIFY AS DOORMEN ..
BUT THE LEGENDARY JAMES BOND OR NIKOLA TESLA OR BHARTRHARI ( 7000 BC , OF SPHOTA THEORY FAME ) WILL.
LET ME START OF WITH A DOORMAN JOKE ( IMAGINARY )
THERE WAS THIS WORLDWIDE PRICK SIZE COMPETITION.
LODURAM WENT FOR THE CONTEST..
HE WAS STOPPED RATHER UNCEREMONIOUSLY AT THE GATE BY THE TALL UNIFORMED WATCHMAN
GETTING HOT UNDER THE COLLAR, LODURAM ROLLED UP THE EDGE OF HIS SHORTS AT HIS KNEE BY AN INCH AND SHOWED HIM THE TIP OF HIS PRICK
THE DOORMAN JUST SNEERED .
WHEN HE INSISTED FOR REASON — THE WATCHMAN BENT DOWN AND ROLLED UP THE EDGE OF HIS PANTS AT HIS ANKLE , REVEALING THE TIP OF HIS PRICK.
HE SAYS ” SEE WITH SUCH A HUGE PRICK, I AM A MERE DOORMAN “
THEN THERE WAS A SUDDEN FLUTTER AND NOISY HOOO HAAA - “DUM LAGAAKE AISHA “ — WITH A PROCESSION OF STRONG MEN HOLDING A GARGANTUAN LOG LIKE THING ON THEIR SHOULDERS..
SHORT SIGHTED LODURAM INQUIRED “WHAT IS HAPPENING?”
THE WATCHMAN REPLIED “ THE FRONT EDGE OF LAST YEARS CHAMPIONs PRICK IS WHAT YOU SEE , HE IS ARRIVING ONLY TOMORROW”
BELOW: LODURAM WHO WAS KICKED OUT
BELOW: LODURAM WHO WAS KICKED OUT
.NOW LET ME NARRATE A TRUE INCIDENT. IT WAS A MEETING OF THE TOP 100 INTELLECTUALS OF THE EASTERN BLOCK USSR.
MY RUSSIAN CHIEF ENGINEERs FATHER , A NUCLEAR SCIENTIST , ATTENDED THIS SEMINAR..
THE SEMINAR ENDED WITH A PARTY..
THE THINKERS WETTED THEIR BEAKS NAY GREASED THEIR BRAINS WITH PREMIUM VODKA..
THE THINKERS WETTED THEIR BEAKS NAY GREASED THEIR BRAINS WITH PREMIUM VODKA..
IT WAS THEN ANNOUNCED THAT THERE WOULD BE A “JOKE COMPETITION”..
WHOEVER WON THE CONTEST WOULD GET HUGE PRIZE MONEY.
BUT THEN IT WAS HARD TO MAKE THESE INTELLECTUALS LAUGH , EVEN WITH GREASED BRAINS. THEY WOULD NEVER LAUGH LIKE IDIOT SIDHU TO KAPIL SHARMA TYPE BUFFOONERY.
ONE BY ONE THE INTELLECTUALS WENT ON STAGE AND GAVE THEIR BEST JOKE.. SOME OF THEM WERE ABLE TO EVOKE A GENTLE RIPPLE OF LAUGHTER..
ALREADY 60 INTELLECTUALS GAVE THEIR BEST SHOT.
THE ONE SMALL FELLOW WITH THICK GLASSES SHUFFLED UP ON STAGE ,
HE TOOK ABOUT ONE MINUTE TO SIZE UP HIS AUDIENCE , WITH THE CEREBRAL WHEREWITHAL ..
THERE WAS PIN DROP SILENCE. HE HAD EVERYBODYs ATTENTION NAY INTEREST ..
SOMETIMES SILENCE CAN BE POWERFUL.
THEN HE SAID “ THERE WAS THIS HARD WORKING AND HONEST JEW , WHO WORKED IN A COAL MINE TO PUT BREAD ON THE TABLE OF HIS FAMILY—“
HE STOPPED AND THEN PEERED AT THE AUDIENCE AGAIN-
THERE WAS PIN DROP SILENCE FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS . ALL WERE EXPECTING HIM TO CONTINUE..
THEN ONE THINKER IN THE AUDIENCE LAUGHED LOUDLY.
WITHIN 3 SECONDS ALL 100 THINKERS WERE LAUGHING LOUDLY, WITH SOME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN HAJAAAR MIRTH.
THE COMPETITION WAS DECLARED DEAD.. A NO CONTEST ..
THE SMALL FELLOW WITH THICK GLASSES WON THE PRIZE, HANDS DOWN.
THE WORLDs BEST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MACHINE OF THE FUTURE WILL NOT LAUGH .. BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE “SPHOTA” ( PRATIBHA ) ABILITY.
Below: Thank god this chootiya show sans class , has no English subtitles.
This show has top ratings. Is this the depth India has fallen to?..
WHAT WENT ON IN THE MIND OF KERALA SAGE BHARTRHARI 9000 YEARS AGO, IS PENNED IN THE 4 POSTS BELOW.
IF ANY OF THE TOP 100 INTELLECTUALS CAN EVEN GET A WHIFF OF WHAT WENT ON IN BHARTRHARIs GREAT MIND, I WILL EAT MY OWN HEAD.
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2018/10/sanatana-dharma-hinduism-exhumed-and_27.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2018/10/sanatana-dharma-hinduism-exhumed-and_28.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2018/11/sanatana-dharma-hinduism-exhumed-and.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2018/11/sanatana-dharma-hinduism-exhumed-and_9.html
ALL RIGHT—
JOKES OVER—
NOW WE GET INTO SERIOUS BUSINESS.
I ASK MY READERS TO BINGE WATCH ALL 5 SEASONS OF THE AMERICAN TV SERIAL “PERSON OF INTEREST”..
THERE ARE TWO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MACHINES, WHO ARE AT WAR..
THERE ARE TWO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MACHINES, WHO ARE AT WAR..
JEW ROTHSCHILD ( JOHN GREEN, OWNER OF DECIMA TECHNOLOGIES ) OWNS THE ROGUE AI MACHINE “SAMARITAN “, WHICH HE KEEPS HIDDEN IN HIS US FEDERAL RESERVE VAULT. SAMARITAN WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_of_Interest_(TV_series)
In ancient India, princes were sent to Gurukuls, to prepare the young boys to be a future kings , brimming with SUBJECTIVE WISDOM.
The Guru , would narrate simple stories involving animals and birds as characters.. Mind you, Indian jungles had the planet’s best variety of animals and birds.
The young prince had to understand the story and come out by himself with the MORAL OF THE STORY.
He had to know the difference between SUBJECTIVE and OBJECTIVE to deliver DHARMA (natural justice ) to his future subjects ..
NO AI ( ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MACHINE ) CAN EVER GLEAN THE “MORAL” OF A SIMPLE STORY NARRATED TO IT. IT CAN NEVER GLEAN THE PERIMETER OF CONTEXT ..
WE CAN ALLOW THIS PLANET TO GO INTO OBJECTIVE MODE ( REQUIRED BY THE KOSHER DEEP STATE ) ONLY AT OUR OWN PERIL..
I WILL GIVE A FEW DAYS TIME TO MY READERS TO LUBRICATE YOUR BRAINS, WITH THE CONTENTS OF THE FEW POSTS BELOW..
THIS IS THE FRUIT OF BEING A LEADER OF MEN FOR 30 YEARS AS A FOUR STRIPER SHIP CAPTAIN.. A SUCCESSFUL ONE-- A LIVING LEGEND AT SEA.
AM I BOASTING ?
SO BE IT !
AT THE END OF THE TEN PART POST , MY READERS WILL REALIZE THAT THE THINKING MIGHT OF THE TOP 100 THINKERS OF THIS PLANET , CAN BE CONTAINED UNDER THE FORESKIN OF CAPT AJIT VADAKAYILs UNCIRCUMCISED PRICK, WITH SPACE FOR 99 % MORE..
LET MY READERS BE THE JUDGE..
PEOPLE WHO KNOW VADAKAYIL AT SEA WILL CRY -- AS USUAL, CAPTAIN THE "GRAND MASTER OF PARADOX " HAS KICKED THE BEEHIVE- THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HIS "EFFECTIVE" STYLE OF COLLECTING HONEY.
PEOPLE WHO KNOW VADAKAYIL AT SEA WILL CRY -- AS USUAL, CAPTAIN THE "GRAND MASTER OF PARADOX " HAS KICKED THE BEEHIVE- THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HIS "EFFECTIVE" STYLE OF COLLECTING HONEY.
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/12/change-management-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2013/04/domino-effect-in-change-management-capt.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/11/humor-management-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/12/team-work-team-dynamics-capt-ajit.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2017/06/root-cause-analysis-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2017/06/root-cause-analysis-part-2-capt-ajit.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/11/blue-ocean-leadership-capt-ajit.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/12/managing-time-capt-ajit-vadakayil.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/04/dynamic-risk-assessment-on-chemical.html
http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2010/12/predictive-maintenance-on-chemical.html
ALL RIGHT--
THERE WILL BE NOTHING HERE FOR FEW DAYS ..
LUBRICATE YOUR BRAINS AND PUT THEM INTO GEAR..
COMMENTS MADE IN THIS POST WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED..
TO BE CONTINUED
CAPT AJIT VADAKAYIL
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CAPTAIN , WHY WERE VAST SECTIONS OF ATHARVA VEDA NOT WRITTEN DOWN 7000 YEARS AGO..
THESE SRUTIS COULD MAKE OR BREAK..
TODAY YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF WESTERN MEDICINES FOR HUNDREDS OF AILMENTS..
95% OF THESE CHEMICAL MEDICINES DO NOT WORK ..BUT THEY HAVE TERRIBLE SIDE EFFECTS..
A SIMPLE TABLET LIKE PARACETAMOL DESTROYS THE LIVER..
I GAVE A DEEKSHA FOR SEVERE MENSTRUAL PAIN.. MY FEMALE READERS KNOW WHAT IT IS WORTH..
SOME MALE READERS HAVE COMPLAINED.. THEY TOO WANT A LITMUS TEST..
SO HERE IT IS
ANYBODY HAVING SEVERE MIGRAINES--
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DRINK A GLASS OF WATER
RECITE THE NUMBER BELOW EVERY FIVE MINUTES
6 9 8 8 5 2 3 7 4 6 8.
AFTER RECITING THE NUMBER TAKE A DEEP BREATH
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IT WILL NOT AFFECT MY DETRACTORS IN A NEGATIVE WAY.
MY DETRACTORS WILL NOT GAIN , THAT IS ALL.
SANSKRIT VEDA SRUTIS MUST BE RECITED THE PROPER WAY..
THE SRUTI REDUCED TO ISOTOPE NUMBERS MAKES SURE IT CANNOT BE MIS-UTTERED..
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