DO NOT MISTAKE THIS ACHIEVEMENT TO BE BEHIND MODIs “MAN VERSUS WILD” VIDEO SHOW WITH GORA GAAND BEAR GRYLLS . ( 3.6 BILLION TWITTER IMPRESSIONS BEATING SUPERBOWL 53)
PSSSSTT- WHO CARES FOR CHOOTIYA YANK GAME FOOTBALL ! ( PATRIOTS VS RAMS)..
- Capt. Ajit VadakayilAugust 20, 2019 at 11:36 AMhttps://www.moneycontrol.com/news/india/man-vs-wild-episode-featuring-pm-modi-was-most-trending-televised-event-claims-bear-grylls-4351101.htmlSO SO SO –MODI HAS 3.6 BILLIONS TWITTER IMPRESSIONS FOR A BULLSHIT VIDEO WITH GORA GAAND BEAR GRYLLS ?..APPIDIYAAAA ?IT IS JUST A DELIBERATE PROPAGANDA EXERCISE BY BJP IT CELL. MODI MUST STOP PLAYING TO THE GALLERY..TWITTER IMPRINTS IMPRESSIONS ARE FALSE VIEW COUNTS.. PEOPLE WHO CLAIM SUCH FALSE “IMPRESSIONS” MUST BE BOOOOED AND RIDICULED..REACH IS THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO “MIGHT” SEE YOUR TWEETS. POTENTIAL IMPRESSIONS ARE THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOUR TWEETS “MIGHT” BE SEEN.WELL IF MY AUNTY “MIGHT” HAD BALLS SHE “MIGHT” POTENTIALLY BE MY UNCLE..IF JUSTIN BEIBER RETWEETED ONE OF YOUR POSTS THE POTENTIAL IMPRESSIONS ON THAT TWEET WOULD HIT 25 MILLION,BUT HOW MANY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY ( IN REAL WORLD ) GOING TO SEE THE TWEET? LESS THAN TEN ..A TWITTER IMPRESSION DOES NOT MEAN IT WAS ACTUALLY SEEN.. IT IS JUST A MIRAGE WHICH TWITTER ALOWS TO SHOWCASE TWITTER AS A WORLD COMMUNICATIONS PLATFORM.TWITTER IMPRESSIONS ARE 100% INCONSEQUENTIAL..TRENDING TOPICS BY DEFINITION HAVE A LOT OF TRAFFIC, WHICH IS WHAT CAUSES THEM TO TREND.. IF YOU TWEETED ABOUT SOMETHING EXTREMELY POPULAR, OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE TWEETING ABOUT AND READING ABOUT THAT TOPIC ARE LIKELY TO BE BROWSING THE HASHTAG OR THE SEARCH RESULTS, AND WILL SEE YOUR TWEET. EXAMPLE: : MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHT TONIGHT IN PHILLIPINES.IF YOU TWEET WHEN YOUR AUDIENCE IS MOST ACTIVE YOU GET MORE IMPRESSIONS . TWITTER’S TIMELINE IS LARGELY, TIME-BASEDREACH IS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO SEE YOUR CONTENT. IMPRESSIONS ARE THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOUR CONTENT IS DISPLAYED, NO MATTER IF IT WAS CLICKED OR NOT.CONMEN LIKE HALWAI DOCTOR GAURAV PRADHAN AGGRESSIVELY TAGS HIS TWITTER POSTS WITH NARENDRA MODI..NOBODY CARES FOR THIS FELLOW ( WHO KEEPS BOASTING ) THOUGH HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS.. WHEN HIS FATHER DIED LESS THAN 100 EXPRESSED CONDOLENCES..ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARE FOR YOU WILL TWEET CONDOLENCES.. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR REAL FRIENDS , STAY FOR A WEEK IN A HOSPITAL AND FIND OUT WHO YOUR FAKE GOOD WEATHER FRIENDS ARE..PROOF OF THE PUDDING LIES IN THE EATING..https://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2019/08/today-ajit-vadakayil-blogspot-has.htmlCapt ajit vadakayil..
HERE IS THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “VIEW COUNT” AND “PROFILE VIEW COUNT”
I HAVE PENNED 1534 BLOGPOSTS.
A PERSON CAN READ ALL 1534 POSTS AND CLICK ON “VIEW MY COMPLETE PROFILE” BUTTON ONLY ONCE.. REPEAT ONCE. HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHO IS THIS FUCKER WHO HAS WRITTEN ALL THIS SHIT ..
I DON’T GET 1534 VIEWS ( OR MORE ) , AS MY LONG POSTS REQUIRE SEVERAL SITTINGS TO COMPLETE.
THIS IS NOT LIKE SOMEONE CREATING A YOUTUBE VIDEO AND THE VIDEO HAVING ONE BILLION VIEWS.. HERE EVERY CLICK BECOMES A VIEW… AND HENCE A COUNT
I STARTED BLOGGING EXACTLY TEN YEARS AGO..
I KNEW I WOULD BECOME INDIAs NO 1 BLOGGER IN COUPLE OF YEARS.. I ACHIEVED THAT EARLIER THAN I ANTICIPATED.
AT THAT TIME I KNEW IN ANOTHER THREE YEARS I WOULD BECOME THIS PLANETs NO 1 WRITER.. ( I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MERE SOCIAL MEDIA BLOGGING ).
I WANTED MY CONTENT ALONE TO BE COUNTED.. I WANTED “PROOF OF THE PUDDING LIES IN THE EATING “ THEORY TO HOLD WATER..
SO I KEPT MY PUDDINGS IN THE WORST PLACE, WITH LONG WAITING PERIODS TO BE SERVED , GIVING UNCOMFORTABLE SOUNDS , TO BE SERVED BY FOUL MOUTHED WAITERS. ( READ AS EQUIVALENT ).
MY WAITERS WOULD TAUNT, AS THEY SLAMMED THE CRACKED PLATE CONTAINING THE PUDDING IN FRONT OF YOU —“ KHAANE KA HAI TOH KHAO, NAHI TOH PHUTTO IDHAR SE , BHOSADIKE “
I ABUSED MY READERS-- I CALLED THEM BASTARDS AND CUNTS.. I TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF FROM MY SITE AND NEVER COME BACK..
I DELIBERATELY DID NOT CORRECT MY SPELLING MISTAKES AND SYNTAX .
I USED EXTREME FOUL LANGUAGE..
I DELIBERATELY ABUSED THE CLANS , SECTS , CULTURE AND STATES OF MY READERS .
IF I WROTE A LONG POSTS WITH SEVERAL PARTS ( LIKE BITCOIN POSTS) THE FIRST 50% WOULD BE PRAISING BITCOIN.. AND THE LAST 50% WOULD BE ABUSING BITCOIN..
I CALLED THIS THE “ VADAKAYIL BACK SWING” OF THE LIKE MARK ANTONY USED TO GET BRUTUS LYNCHED BY HIS OWN ROMAN FANS.
MY PROCESSION WAS LED BY 50% PEOPLE SHRIEKING THEIR HEADS OFF “PAKISTAN ZINDABAD “ .. THE PEOPLE IN THE AFTER PART OF THE PROCESSIONS WHISPERED NAY LISPED “PAKISTAN MURDABAD “ ..
I DID NOT STATE MY OWN POSITION.. LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE.. THIS IS CALLED LEADING A SILENT REVOLUTION..
I USED RIDICULOUS FONT AND COLORS ON THE PROSE.. ALMOST LIKE A RETARDED CHILD..
I MEANDERED DURING MY LONG NARRATIVE TO CONVINCE MY READERS THAT , CAPTAIN HAS A SCREW LOOSE AND HE MUST NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
I WOULD BOAST LIKE HELL ( THIS USUALLY PISSES OFF EVEN LEVEL HEADED READERS ) AN EXAMPLE WOULD BE MY LATEST POST BEOW—
QUOTE: AT THE END OF THE TEN PART POST , MY READERS WILL REALIZE THAT THE THINKING MIGHT OF THE TOP 100 THINKERS OF THIS PLANET , CAN BE CONTAINED UNDER THE FORESKIN OF CAPT AJIT VADAKAYILs UNCIRCUMCISED PRICK, WITH SPACE FOR 99 % MORE.. : UNQUOTE
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I GET MY KICKS BY MAKING MY DETRACTORS SMELL Me FARTS GHADI GHADI AND THEN STEW IN THEIR OWN TOXIC JEALOUSY JUICES.. ONLY JEALOUS PEOPLE CAN DESCRIBE THE WORD "TORMENT".
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I GET MY KICKS BY MAKING MY DETRACTORS SMELL Me FARTS GHADI GHADI AND THEN STEW IN THEIR OWN TOXIC JEALOUSY JUICES.. ONLY JEALOUS PEOPLE CAN DESCRIBE THE WORD "TORMENT".
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PEOPLE WHO SAILED WITH ME WILL CRY— CAPTAIN BOASTED LIKE HELL , THEN HE WOULD DRAW A WEE CIRCLE GO FAR AWAY AND THROW HIS DART BULLS EYE .. THAT WAS HIS SIGNATURE STYLE.. HE WAS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS CHOOTS WHO THREW THE DART AND THEN DREW A LARGE CIRCLE AROUND IT.
I ALLOWED ENOUGH MASALA FOR MY DETRACTORS TO STEW IN THEIR OWN TOXIC JUICES OF JEALOUSY AND THROW SHIT AT ME.
LITLLE DID THEY KNEW THAT CAPTAIN PLAYS WELL TO A HOSTILE STADIUM. IT MAKES ME PERFORM. LIKE THE QUINTESSENTIAL SHARK WHO NEEDS SALT WATER TO FLOW PAST ITS GILLS TO STAY ALIVE
YET MY PUDDING SOLD.. YES— ONE BILLION OF THEM..
VERILY THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING LIES IN THE EATING — NOT PRAISE FROM PEER REVIEWING SOLD OUT CUNTS.
MY PUDDINGS DID NOT SELL DUE TO THE AMBIANCE OF THE EATING PLACE OR THE SMILES AND MANNERS OF THE WELL DRESSED MINI SKIRTED ATTRACTIVE WAITRESSES.. WHO GAVE FREE SHOWS FROM PLUNGING NECK LINES AND PANTYLESS ASS CRACKS –, AS THEY DELIBERATELY BENT DOWN..
WHY DID THE PUDDINGS SELL?
PRAY ?
PRITHEE ?
READ MY MISSION STATEMENT BELOW—
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QUOTE : This blogsite will transform your mind . You yourself, are the teacher, the pupil, the messiah, the seeker, the traveller and the destination . It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to this profoundly sick society . I am from INDIA, the mother of all civilizations . I will be re-writing world history , and this will surely not gratify the evil hijackers of human history . Awaken your inner voice . Your own conscience is the best interpreter . In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act . The naked truth can never be hate speech or defamation. This blog site does not sacrifice truth on the altar of political correctness . Do not enter this blog site if you cannot handle the truth . Capt Ajit Vadakayil leads the only silent revolution on this planet .. STRENGTH AND HONOR - ALWAYS !. : UNQUOTE
PM MODI THINKS THAT HE WON HIS ELECTIONS ON HIS OWN STEAM WITH SUPPORT FORM HIS SIDE KICK AMIT SHAH..
HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REASON WHY THE INDIAN ( ESPECIALLY THE HINDU ) HAS SUDDENLY BECOME VERY PROUD OF THE WATAN HE/ SHE WAS BORN IN..
A SILENT REVOLUTION WORKS -- WHEN PEOPLE ARE EXHORTED TO EXERCISE THEIR FREEWILL AND CHOICE .. HERE CONSCIENCE CALLS THE SHOTS..
NOISY VIOLENT REVOLUTIONS SUSTAINED BY PROPAGANDA AND DECEIT DO NOT LAST LONG ..
HISTORY IS WITNESS TO THIS.. COMMUNISM IS DEAD..
I MUST ADMIT I WAS A VERY SUCCESSFUL SHIP CAPTAIN AT SEA.. I NEVER FOLLOWED THE BEATEN TRACK.. I CARRED MY OWN LAMP..
MY MANAGEMENT SYLE WAS DIFFERENT.. MY TEAM LOVED IT WHEN I KICKED THEIR ASSES AND CALLED THEM CUNTS..
THEY WERE PROUD TO BE PART OF A TEAM WHICH WON ALL THE PRIZES.. A TEAM WHICH KNEW NOT THE MEANING OF “FAILURE”..
A TEAM WHICH WORKED HARD AND PLAYED HARDER.. A TEAM WHICH TOOK WILD VICTORY LAPS ..
A TEAM WHICH MELTED EGOS. AND MELTED THEM GOOD.
IT WAS CATHARSIS ..
WITH CATHARSIS COMES LIBERATION..
THE TOUGH GUY CAPTAIN , MADE EVERY BOY OF HIS TEAM FEEL WANTED.. PSSST –THIS IS THE NO 1 PRINCIPLE OF MAN MANAGEMENT
AS A WRITER YOU MUST HOLD THE INTEREST OF THE READERS—NOT MERE ATTENTION.
YOUR READERS MUST LAUGH WITH YOU AND CRY WITH YOU..
THEY MUST DERIVE HOPE..
WITH HOPE EVERY PROBLEM METAMORPHOSES TO A “PIECE OF CAKE”..
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Capt ajit vadakayil
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Congratulations u had a milestone
- I WILL CROSS THE MILE STONE ONLY TOMORROW..
I HAD TO PREPONE IT SO THAT I CAN POUR SOME COLD WATER ON MODIs GLOATING FACE..
BJP IT CELL -- TAKE IT EASY..
DONT FORCE VADAKAYIL TO COME AFTER YOU HAMMER AND TONGS..
capt ajit vadakayil
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